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Okay everyone, I know it has been a helluva long time since my last post. There is a reason...laziness. Also, I've been very busy with work and holidays, and working on the new website.

My best friend/co-host of Lingo - Doug Hogan is helping me put this together and I will be doing everything from there once we launch.

The website will be primarily more focused on my writing and getting my name out there as an author.

So I invite you to come to andrewmarcec.com (don't worry I will keep you posted on a launch date), and check out some of my work. Plus I will probably be more prone to blog since the site is costing me money haha.

Box Of Boogers

The aisles of Target are bursting with candy for the fast approaching holiday. This is perfect for me since I'm always on the hunt for new Halloween candy. I was not disappointed.

Yes, Chef Ghoulicious lives up to his ghoul-tastic name by packaging boogers for youngsters to eat. The "boogers" are varied in color, from dark green to the extra nasty yellow. They are also textured to have that booger look. These gummies are soft and gooey and they stick together like putty.

As for taste, they are sweet. Then again how could boogers not be sweet with flavors like "Snottermelon" "Sour Green Boogy" and "Lemon Loogy"? I'm not sure if boogers are sweet are not I"m not sure, though you may not believe it I do not eat boogers.


Good for a gag, but otherwise stick with something a little less slimy and something a little more canabalistic...Sour Patch Kids.

Inside

Just from looking at the cover of this film you know that it is going to be brutal...and it is. So brutal I actually found myself holding my hand up to my face with split fingers to skew my vision, while still wanting to watch every second.

The film follows Sarah, a pregnant woman who is still mourning the loss of her husband Matthieu who died four months earlier in a car crash where she was the only survivor. Now she is pregnant and alone, and to top it all off she's set to deliver on Christmas day. At home is is plagued by nightmares about her child and is startled awake by a knock at the door. Someone who knows her name and everything about here is outside wanting in.

A visit from the police puts her mind at ease as she lays in bed for the night. She wakes again because a woman shrouded in black stabs her in the bellybutton with a pair of scissors. Yeah, in the friggin bellybutton. Sarah slips into the bathroom, and the attacker wreaks havoc on Sarah and the visitors that show up at different times through the night.

Just how gruesome is this film?

Here's a taste....

There is an at home tracheotomy preformed with a knitting needle...and an at home c-section preformed with scissors.

Trailer: